The Bullshit Awards

George W. Bush has destroyed the American economy, the American military, the image of America all over the world, and every time he talks, he sounds like a complete dumbass.

By rewarding his corporate oil pals and defense contractors with huge profits, by giving multi-millionaires and billionaires huge tax breaks while sticking it to the middle class with huge medical bills, less government services, deregulation nightmares and huge energy cost increases, by gutting the soundness of the economy by a totally unnecessary invasion of Iraq, a country that had nothing to do with 9/11, by stealing at least one election, by lying whenever he opened his mouth (when something actually intelligible came out of it), President George W. Bush has earned the Bullshit Award many hundreds of thousands of times over. To be able to deny global warming while the ice at the North Pole continues to disappear, to be able to change the excuse for invading Iraq every other week and to actually set the record for most vacation time taken by a sitting President requires enormous reserves of Bullshit to call upon. Bush has that kind of Bullshit - and then some. This legendary Bullshitter deserves this award like no other human. His Bullshit achievements tower over those of others and will be a lasting inspiration to future Bullshitters all over the world. They say if you can be the best at something, you have it made. George W. Bush is the living embodiment of that. He is the absolute best at Bullshit, leaving all other competition far in the dust. God bless him.